This is the morning traffic report as told to Momma by Corbin.
No apparent backups on the OpenTray Highway. All toast traffic is moving smoothly.
However, watch out on PlasticTray Interstate; there appears to be a massive chomp down on all speeders. I repeat: toast nation, watch out there is major traffic control on PlasticTray Interstate and all speeding will be dealt with severely. The police are literally taking a bite out of crime.
It’s not looking pretty out here. Avoid this major road at all costs. Your morning commute could be slow going here.
Finally, beware of a slow moving train at the corner of Bib Road and Arm Avenue. It appears to be a short, but very slow moving train that has traffic backed up.
Just another morning at breakfast with a little boy who makes almost any object into cars, trains, or planes:)
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